the floor flirt?

me? ummm apparently?

haha i'm good pals (by necessity) with the two women-police-officer/security on my floor. today i walked back to my classroom after making some copies during my 'break' (which is supposed to be 45 minutes and is usually more like 10) and see those two standing at my door laughing.

i walk up and they tell me that they saw me 'flashing that smile' this morning at the 'cute teacher from the 1st floor' when we were walking to the library. the 'cute teacher from the 1st floor' is one of my better friends in tfa with whom i was definitely not flirting (nor he with me, good grief), one of like, well, one people at our school that i love seeing during the day b/c we're friends outside of the fact that we work together.

anyway, i try to tell them this and they tell me 'that's how it all starts.' then they give me some nickname that involves 'flirt' - and one officer tells me that she is big flirt and she knows it when she sees it, but that i can't take her place (which i assured her i was not trying to do) as the floor flirt. so the other one says that they'll call me the flirt princess instead.

whatever.

they found him and told him that i'd make a good wife.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahhhahhaaaaaaaa.