the farter

I have a farter. Can't help it, farts (loud) a lot and says "'Scuse me ...". I liken the result to kernels of popcorn in a hot tin pan. One bursts (the fart) and they all go. The room ERUPTS. I told them they need to grow up and deal with other people's actions in a mature way. I said maybe we would read the book "The Gas We Pass" (it really is a book, I have read it before) together so we could understand more. The farter says: "Can I read it to everyone?" Geez louise.