battle of the books

i was just walking through the 2nd floor hallway. there's a table down
there where a security guard sits. a few weeks ago i thought i saw a
bible, open, on the table. but then last week i noticed that it was
the koran. today it's a bible again, open to matthew 25.

"Watch therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour ... "When
the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then
he will sit on his glorious throne. Before him will be gathered all
the nations, and he will separate people one from another as a
shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. " (v. 13, 31-32)

it's the battle of the books. which one will win? mwaaahahahaha.